Graffiti

There are mainly three categories for graffiti.

1. Love: The pained minds and emo hearts tend to emit scribblings of unrequited and/or desperate love with a
certain effulgence unattainable by those who haven't had their hearts shattered into a million
pieces and put together in a glass mosiac. Stick to SMS lingo as far as possible, ie: |u\/ huRtZ <3<3<3

2. Attitude: The kiddy posers or really bored people congregate to scribble vague and incoherent phrases such as " Anarchy Not Dead!"
or "[insert random name here] from [insert random class here] [insert random year here] SUXXXXXX" or "I rawkx."
Keep the one-lettered suffixes in abundance. It's to give the next person who gives the walls another
layer of paint a good time laughing his head off.

3. Random: Often used by people in a group staring at a table and its blankness. The staring soon
leads to a bout of mass scribbling. Such quotes such as "Go Moo-Chick" and illegible squiggles
can be seen. Also often used are little sketches of completely random objects such as turtles
and buckets.

Disposal of Authority

1. Be sophisticated and crafty and write a letter accusing aforementioned authority of an inconceivable and
shocking crime, eg: Molest, siphoning, etc. Ensure there is proof.

2. Be gruesome and procure some handguns and snipers and start a shooting-fest.

3. Make like a pyro. See Fire.

4. Be loud and undignified and start a riot and gag the various authorities and shove them into
an unused storeroom.

5. Bribe them all to quit their jobs. (Only advised if your father is a millionare.)

Disposal of People Whom You Just Don't Like

1. Butchery

2. Ammunition

3. Poison

4. Suffocation

5. Drowning

6. Lethal injections

7. Fire

8. Electrocution